i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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