last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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