I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just high enough for therapy.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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