I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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