NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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