You made me cry and you don't even care
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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