Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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