well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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