But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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