so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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