That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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