is your mom at the bar?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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