I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
nutella sex= disaster
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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