I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
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i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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