omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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