so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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