I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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