I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
farters have to be the big spoon...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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