If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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