i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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