how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Terrible idea I love it
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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