if you like me you must not know who I am
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
and you said cock pushups were impossible
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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