After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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