I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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