out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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