Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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