I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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