Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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