come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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