Do you still have your period?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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