Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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