Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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