i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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