This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
