So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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