So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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