Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You're so nebulous sometimes
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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