Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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