Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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