ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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