You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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