I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
