I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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