Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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