drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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