you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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