My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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