whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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