did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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