a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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