for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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