if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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