it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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