I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
A bitchslap is in order.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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