ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents